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About ellepersephone

ellepersephone died of a heroin overdose at age 27. she lived in the suburbs with a feral cat named floppy ear.

I love a waist. 

“I love a waist!”, she gushed. With joy, she blushed.  A waist she waited for with baited breath  Awaiting a bouquet trimmed with baby’s breath,  to bring forth a baby from this tiny nest.  Vive la jeunesse! ~ A waist … Continue reading

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The Queen

The Queen regards the whole known world and never considers it ‘discovered’; Her Majesty unfolds as silent as the dawn, blistering at the corners.   The Queen acknowledges your deepest truth. And does not press it to you. Her Majesty … Continue reading

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TabooFX: Who is James Delaney?

To what do we owe the honour? From whose fevered imagination springs this story so fully formed and bursting with so much talent it can scarcely be counted? Like a filthy river stirred up and choking with organic matter, it … Continue reading

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The Exposed Life of Caroline Stanbury, Lady of London S3E11

Episode 11: Dubai Felicia! More Meaningful Title: Nope. This was the best title I have ever read. My work is done here… KIDDING Penthouse living™ continues…  For some reason Caroline would rather be a Russian oligarch’s mistress than a proper … Continue reading

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The Exposed Life of Caroline Stanbury, Lady of London S3E10

Caroline, always. Episode 10: Loose Lips Sink Friendships Are we at 10 already? It feels like more. It feels like a season in Hades…   ——————————- More Meaningful Title: We Have So Much To Learn from Female Sociopaths ——————————– A short … Continue reading

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The Exposed Life of Caroline Stanbury, Lady of London S3Ep9

Title: You Regatta Be Kidding Me More Meaningful Title: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat  C + Mum + Da =  Caroline has tea in the garden with her parents. Her father has had a heart event and so Caroline … Continue reading

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The Exposed Life of Caroline Stanbury, Lady of London, S3E7&8

Episodes 7 and 8: “Tarts and Tartans” and “The Ladies in the High Castle” More Meaningful Title: This Whiskey Tastes Like Cat Bottom I’ve decided that this trip to Scotland is my fave double episode of all. I know that when this … Continue reading

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